Some stuff you may already know but one you might not but will shock you..

So C*ntley C*nt gets voted in as number 25 greatest Arsenal player of all time, you sure? Who the f*ck voted for this little toe rag? If C*ntley C*nt isn’t the most despised Arsenal player of all time for his money grabbing, clandestine hotel meeting shenanigans I don’t know who is. Is there seriously another candidate to match this little f*cker’s actions and morals. I don’t anyone who likes this player, even non-Arsenal fans booed him for his money grabbing antics when he left, in fact even today many of my non-Arsenal mates thinks this little shit is the epitome of what’s bad in football, I hear even his wife speaks highly of him too! I think whoever voted for the money grabbing dwarf, pop tart marrying, unscrupulous, little shit should have their nuts placed in a spiked vice operated by ‘father beans and fine chianti’ loving Hannibal Lecter. OK but enough of that rant. 

The Alex Hleb saga is continuing.. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz, you can add a groan in there too. one of Barcelona’s people have come out and said they are in talks, but didn’t we know this already? I just realised I just broke one of my golden rules – I wasn’t going to post anything about Hleb until it was confirmed he was sold, sorry about that. Anyway I’m sure he’ll be sold soon enough. I had a thought last night about Barcelona and how they conduct business and seem specifically targeting Arsenal players even though the players are under contract (like that means anything) and are more importantly are not for sale (like that means anything). Do you reckon as well that the Barcelona hierarchy are still pissed by the fact that we got hold of Cesc Fabregas for f*ck all and will do all they can to get under our skin and generally be as disruptive as possible? It seems the Catalan giants are on a one team mission to destroy The Arsenal and just take any player we have. Or am I just being really paranoid? 

Samir Nasri (OK another groan) is apparently going to have his medical today and finally sign up after the longest transfer deal in history! But if doesn’t happen today, then tomorrow, if not tomorrow then the day after and so on and so forth. You get the picture. 

One strange linkage for us at the moment is the Russian Andrei Arshavin who some papers The Daily Telegraph included are saying we’re lining up. Now sure about you good people, but anyone out there got deja vue or is it a case of gold fish type memory. Think back to January when Arsène Wenger was having a look at possible recruits, well Arshavin was one of those players. This in my opinion isn’t exactly breaking news. If anything I think (or would hope) Wenger put a deal in place way back in January with the Zenit St Petersburg player to join. Surely waiting this long and in particular during an international competition to snag a player who will possible go on to have a great competition would push his price tag through the roof. Wenger could of possible got him in January for say between £5-10m but remember Wenger also said he didn’t need new players in the January transfer window, so hopefully what with Wenger being a right shrewd so and so he put Arshavin ‘on ice’ and it’s a done deal already. Remember good people by the time the stories make the papers/sites these are normally done deals, but I guess we’ll see. 

Lastly, when I was coming to work today I nearly choked on my bacon sandwich when I read something about West Ham United player Craig Bellamy. No he wasn’t in the paper for whacking a team mate with a golf club or getting into an altercation with some fat lass in a Welsh night club, not even close. The story couldn’t be any further from that, the player most love to hate has actually put in £650,000 of his own cash to found a programme for kids in Sierra Leone. The programme is called The Craig Bellamy Foundation, the player has said he isn’t looking to make a profit or in it for personal gain but just wants to do some good. 

“I’m not looking for the next Didier Drogba, as long as the every child leaves ready with a good education. It will be my second home. I have no doubt about that.’ 

I must admit my opinion of Bellamy has changed, I don’t think I would say that in a million years. But fair play to Craig Bellamy for doing something like that, he recognises he is in a privileged position and wants to give back to those who don’t have it as good. So Craig Bellamy I salute you, who would of thought I would give Bellamy praise, your heart is obviously in the right place. Now I wonder if C*ntley C*nt would do that because he wanted an extra five grand a week?

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